The Bluebeards Revenge
Cuban Gold Soap (175g)
Cuban Gold Soap (175g)
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The world has gone to hell in a hand cart, the stock market has bombed, your currency is worth the square root of stuff all and the machines are taking over the world; what do you do? Turn to gold, of course!
The Ultimate Bar of Soap for Real Men
The world has gone to hell in a hand cart, the stock market has bombed, your currency is worth the square root of stuff all and the machines are taking over the world; what do you do? Turn to gold, of course!
In this case jump in the shower and freshen up with our priceless bar of pure gold (soap) – after all, you might as well face Armageddon smelling good! Properly manly, The Bluebeards Revenge Cuban Gold Soap is good in any crisis.
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| Directions For Use |
Incredibly, the law does say that we need to instruct you in the art of using soap, so here goes. Add water to create a fine lather, rub into body from head to toe, then rinse off. Simple! This is also a fine opportunity to check the family jewels for any unwelcome lumps or bumps, so go right ahead and have a good firtle. If you do find anything unusual on the nuttage then please refer to your physician straight away. |
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| Ingredients |
Aqua, glycerin, propylene glycol, sodium stearate, sorbitol, sodium laurate, disodium lauryl sulfosuccinate, parfum, sodium chloride, stearic acid, lauric acid, tetrasodium etidronate, pentasodium pentetate, CI 15510. |
| Dimensions |
175g measuring approximately 10.5cm x 5cm |
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